Due to some Veteran's Day activities in which I was involved plus an impromptu visit to my brother to pay back some money he had to pay on my behalf (plus the chance to see my cute niece and nephew), I did not have a chance to even connect to the internet yesterday. I apologize to all of you who came by yesterday to get your Friday chuckle.
The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc (escape), just as they look on a computer keyboard.And since I was bit neglectful of my duties, as my self-imposed punishment, I offer something extra in the extended entry."They would make a good present for any man," my wife commented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the two things he can never have."
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?"Posted by Tiger at November 12, 2005 03:34 PM | TrackBack"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: "Yes?"
"Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"No I haven't"
Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?"
"Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years."
The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?"