A lady tourist noticed the necklace worn by a local Native American.Posted by Tiger at December 2, 2005 04:24 PM | TrackBack"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Native American replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no, we would never think that way," he objected. "After all, anyone can open an oyster."