The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "May I help you?" she asked.Posted by Tiger at February 10, 2006 11:37 AM | TrackBack"I want to see BETTY," the man replied.
"Sir, BETTY is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else," said the madam.
"No. I must see BETTY," was the man's reply.
Just then, BETTY appeared and announced to the man that she charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave them to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour the man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see BETTY explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive--and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to BETTY and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid BETTY and they went upstairs. After their session, BETTY questioned the man. "No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Dakota "
"Really" she said. "I have family in South Dakota "
"I know," the man said. "Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
Maybe, you're wondering how come I landed on your blog. If so, you might want to apportion some of the blame to Evan Schaeffer's http://www.legalunderground.com, which by the bye has a rather neat blogroll.
Anyway, upon visiting your little nook in the vast galaxy of the Internet, I surmised you'd welcome some insight concerning President William Jefferson Clinton.
I, for one, can be easily persuaded that President Clinton introduced ... ah, maybe not in so many words ... "evolutionary economics". Acting within the constraints, imposed by this new economic discipline, the man made possible the hope that the nation's national debt could be discharged.
For more details, regarding this insight of mine, one needs only click on the hyperlink below:
http://hewhoisknownassefton.blogspot.com/2006/02/bubba-da-prez-intryode-evolutionary.html
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.he who is known as sefton
darn ol'paranoid me ... before depositing a comment here on your blog, I sent an e.mail to some 63 law school professors about the article, found at the other end of the above hyperlink.
Posted by: A Alexander Stella at February 16, 2006 05:51 PM