Well, I suppose everybody knows what Tiger's up to! Since the job has fallen to me, I guess I'll bait the hook with these:
There were two good ol' boys from the South who love to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They'd heard about it up in Canada, so they took off up there.They stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop to get all their tackle. The clerk advised them that the lake was frozen nicely and to be sure to get an ice pick. They added the item to their order and took off.
In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, "We're gonna need a dozen ice picks."
This perplexed the clerk, but a sale was a sale, so he sold the man what he'd asked for.
In about an hour, the same fellow returned and said, "We're gonna need all the ice picks you've got."
The clerk couldn't hold back his questions this time and asked, "How's the fishing going out there anyway?"
"Not very well at all. We ain't even got the boat in the water yet."
A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.
One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the doctor used his fishing scales. The baby weighed in at a whopping 32 lb. 10 oz.
BWAAHAHAHAHA!! That second one was the best of the two!
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at March 12, 2006 10:17 PM