In a fancy restaurant in Columbia, a rich patron started to choke on a bone. A man rushed over, reassured the Yuppie that he was going to be all right and identified himself as a doctor.
He performed the Heimlich Manoeuvre. The bone popped out.
As the man's breath & voice returned he said, "I'm ever so grateful doctor, how can I ever repay you?"
The doctor smiled and said, "I'll settle for one-tenth of what you were willing to pay while you were choking."
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away - Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooo, can you SEE Florida????"
Posted by Susan R at April 7, 2006 09:18 PM
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