Read My Lips - the blog

I know it's there some place

My eyes are glassed over to the point that I cannot seem to see far enough to gaze at my navel this evening, however, by tactile exploration, I believe such is in good form. As for there being any lint, Cheeto® crumbs or cigarette ashes, I cannot tell if any is in there, but as I was dressed up in a shirt, covered with a tie, and then wearing a sports coat over such shirt, I am of the belief such was perfectly covered all day. I suspect the only thing that could possibly be in there would be some lint from the shirt I was wearing. I will have to await for tomorrow morning to check it out visually. I am of the opinion, however, that there will be no surprises, and believe such navel is in perfect shape. Please assume the same and have a nice night. This ends tonight's report.