September 08, 2003

It is still there

I took a gander at my navel and it is still there. Despite the fact that I seemed to have gotten crushed red pepper all over everthing when I accidentally spilled it when I was trying to sprinkle a little on the the pizza I bought for lunch , I did not find any in my navel. How that happened, as it seemed to be all over almost every other part of my body, all over the pizza (more than I wanted on it), all over the chair I was sitting in, and all over the floor in front of the chair I was sitting in, it is a miracle that none found its way in my navel. That might be the only thing that went right today, huh?

Posted by notGeorge at September 8, 2003 12:24 AM
Comments

Actually, I'd be more thankful you didn't find any in your eye...or having somehow made its way into your underwear...

Here's some important advice: Never, EVER finely chop habanero peppers, and then go take a pee.

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at September 8, 2003 12:43 AM

I'd actually leave the last six words off that advice. Why would anyone want to chop habanero peppers, other than to make a weapon of mass indigestion?

Posted by: McGehee at September 8, 2003 07:25 AM