Read My Lips - the blog

I am moving up in the world

OK, wow is my navel ever impressed at my fame and fortune. It seems that I am now the International Atomic Energy Agency. I am serious. I do not know how I became the International Atomic Energy Agency, but I am. Just look at this:

Still don't believe me? See for yourself which page someone entered my site on and which one they left it on: http://www.iaea.org/. Take it from me, ladies and gentlemen, this night my navel is radioactive. It is so hot, it sizzles. Now don't you just wish you could be here? Or would it be better if I just went away? Where ever I go, do you think my navel will be glowing in the dark?

If you actually came here hoping to see some more pictures of that cute baby pictured in yesterday's report, I suggest you try here. With such inanity, I conclude tonight's report. ;)