OK, now ya'll might be wonderin' why I am sittin' here wearin' Bermuda shorts ... I am not sittin' here wearin' Bermuda shorts, so what are ya doin' tellin' them that ... hey they can't see, so what difference does it make if I say I am sittin' here in Bermuda shorts ... well, doesn't that tagline say somethin' about gettin' to the truth ... OK, ya got me there ... excuse me, but after havin' lost an argument with myself, I have to admit I am not here wearin' Bermuda shorts. And since I see that the conversation between a couple of the various personalities that inhabit my brain has mysteriously appeared for your pleasure, I guess I have to disclose the purpose of sayin' I was sittin' in Bermuda shorts, don't I? OK, the truth! I look absolutely horrendous in Bermuda shorts, but since ya'll couldn't possibly know that, I thought your vision of me in Bermuda shorts might be a more pleasant sight than actually seein' me in Bermuda shorts. OK, now that you have found your way through all of that, are you 100% absolutely sure it was such a good idea for me to have resumed bloggin' after my brief hiatus? Surely there can be no place in the blogosphere for anythin' as inane as what just occurred, is there? I feel naked all of a sudden, and vulnerable. I think maybe I ought to just go crawl into that little space between the toilet and bathroom cabinet and curl up into a fetal position and breath in the aromatic bathroom fumes or somethin'.
Alas, I must lift my sweater and shirt and peer into the shadows to see if my navel is doin' fine. It appears that it is in excellent condition, is restin' comfortably and I shall endeavor to no further disturb it. Navel is fine, ya got that? End of report.
Posted by notGeorge at December 29, 2003 11:48 PM | TrackBackThat is just asking for a photo request. OK we want to see the picture of you wearing bermuda shorts.
Posted by: Ozguru at December 30, 2003 04:08 AM..and your navel peeking over the top of the waistband....
Posted by: Susie at December 30, 2003 05:09 PM