I sat around most of the day with my thumb up my ass with a very important decision to be made: Should I download 4,000 free smileys or not? I mean don't you just hate havin' to make hard choices like that. Here I was ponderin' my need for all of those smileys, and just dreamin' of all the uses I had for smilies. Then I remembered that I seldom use smilies anyway. I seldom smile in real life either. Nope, that would mean exposin' my teeth and ya'll know how self conscious I am about that gap when that one chipped off. I finally concluded that I was not gonna download a whole bunch of smilies until all of the ones showin' teeth displayed such with one chipped tooth in front. Ya'll gotta remember the tagline. Here on this blog, we do our very best in tryin' to represent the truth on every side of each inane matter that comes to our attention. We have a high standard for smilies to be used on this blog. The only currently approved smilies are ;) and :) .
OK, OK, I am sorry for all the foregoin'. I know it is too much to take, but it was not my fault, I swear. The navel made me do it.* End of report.
*Ya gotta be pretty old if ya caught the veiled Laugh-In pun in that line. You can bet your bippy that was done on purpose.
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