December 31, 2003

Go ahead and party like it's 1999

Happy New Year, ya'll! Today is the day I do all the paperwork to get my name in the hat for the next election. See, I surprised ya'll, 'cause I really do have somethin' to do from time to time. Of course, one friend of mine has suggested some action he thinks I should take to become a successful politician, but the language used is a bit graphic. As such, I will continue this in the extended entry.

My friend suggested that before I made any serious attempt to run for office that I find some 20 year old guy and his mother and have a sexual interlude with the two of them, because, until I was a full-fledged motherfuckin' cocksucker, I was wholly unqualified for public office.

Posted by notGeorge at December 31, 2003 09:33 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Happy '04, Tig!

Posted by: Susie at January 1, 2004 09:00 AM

Happy brand New Year Terry.
Frank and Family

Posted by: Frank at January 1, 2004 10:34 AM

muhahahaha .. happy new year!!!!!!!

Posted by: squishybear at January 3, 2004 10:06 AM