George really outdid himself with this week's list and there were several really good jokes from which to choose. Both of the followin' are worthy of sharin':
My boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss." He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: "Your wife called, she wants you to bring her sign back!"
I had heard that one before, but for some reason, it tickled my funny bone such that my loud guffaws could likely have alarmed the whole neighborhood ... now this next one was new to me, and it caught me totally by surprise:
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.[*]
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh!, Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell which is which?"
He responded, "3 were on the TV remote and 2 were on the phone."
*It does seem that women can ask some really stupid questions at times, at least in jokes. ;)
Posted by notGeorge at February 27, 2004 07:56 AM