March 10, 2004

Step though in an orderly fashion, please

To my dismay, I realize that our readership appears to consist primarily of alcoholics, Zionists, atheists, feminists, Indians, Baptists, objectivists, masculists, Cubans, Democrats, jews, italians, Republicans, poles, libertarians, blacks, irishmen, Canadians, and queers. - Dean

I also get a few visits from Native Americans, Aussies, Kiwis, Filipinos, dog lovers, dog haters, cat lovers, a whole bunch of cat haters, and at least one or two of those big hat wearin', tobacco chewin', beer chuggin' Texans. Posted by notGeorge at March 10, 2004 02:20 PM

Comments

And don't forget us cute, blonde haired, unusually responsible, Dr. Pepper-liking female-type Texans either!

;)

Posted by: The Patriette at March 10, 2004 02:33 PM

I could never forget my target audience. It is the cute, [hair color can be changed], unusually responsible, [can drink most anythin'], [not requirin' an entry visa and willin' to reside in Texas] female-types that are my reason for continuin' to dangle juicy morsels of my unique personality out as bait. ;)

Posted by: Tiger at March 10, 2004 03:29 PM