March 10, 2004

Whatever happened to all those nifty phone booths?

OK, Goldie said we all had to be superheroes and showed us the secret portal where we could all be transformed. After several misadventures, I came up with this:

  • Name: Tiger
  • Secret Identity: Terry Russell
  • Special Power: Logical Thought
  • Transportation: Gas Guzzling Lincoln Towncar
  • Weapon: Snarky Banter
  • Costume: Whatever was handy
  • Sidekick: Position Available
  • Nemesis: Screeching' Moonbats
  • Tragic Flaw: Fear of Rejection
  • Favorite Food: Tacos

Of course, the foregoin' traits are more fact than fiction and were not the result of the superhero mill. ;)

Posted by notGeorge at March 10, 2004 04:00 PM
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