March 12, 2004

Mar. 12, 2004, Part II

Since no one seemed to enjoy the earlier joke, so here is a REALLY OLD one.

It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is one with none.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Posted by notGeorge at March 12, 2004 04:33 PM
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