Read My Lips - the blog

The media just tells the story as they see it, right?

I just got this, and I am so hopeful it is a joke. One never knows.

Two boys were playing football at a park in a small town in Texas, when one of the boys was suddenly attacked by a crazed pit bull.

Thinking quickly, the other boy took a stick, shoved it under the dog's collar, twisted it, and broke the dog's neck, thus saving his friend. A sports reporter who was strolling by saw the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. He told the boy he would write the story and said, "I'll title it "Young Longhorn Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal".

"But I'm not a Longhorn fan" the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we're in Texas, I just assumed you were", said the reporter and started writing again. He asked, "How does Aggie Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" sound?"

"I'm not an Aggie fan either," the boy said.

"Oh, I thought everyone from Texas was either for the Aggies or the Longhorns. What team do you root for"? the reporter asked.

"I'm just visiting my cousin. I'm an OU fan" the boy replied. "They're just the best".

The reporter smiled, started a new sheet in his notebook, and wrote: "Little Red-necked Bastard From Oklahoma Kills Beloved Family Pet"