July 26, 2004

True Life Personal Ad?

Hi, I am -insert age- and [ overweight / codependent / mentally ill / in prison ]. My last [ husband / boyfriend / platonic friend ] deserted me because I [ nagged him to death / physically let myself go / lost all interest in sexual activity ]. I am currently seeking a [ very rich / very handsome / very compassionate ] [ man / toy boy / sugar daddy ] [ for a long term relationship / for a prom date or one night stand / to support my kids and myself / to put me through college ].

PLEASE STRIKE THROUGH NONAPPLICABLE OPTIONS.
Posted by Tiger at July 26, 2004 03:44 PM
Comments

Hey! I'm looking for a prom date, too!

How cool is that?

Posted by: zombyboy at July 26, 2004 03:50 PM

It is really cool, I guess. ;)

Posted by: notGeorge at July 26, 2004 04:01 PM