August 27, 2004

Aug. 27, 2004

A Polish immigrant applied for a driver's license. He had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish man replied, "I know the guy!"
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved package, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming, “WOO HOO - What a ride!”
Posted by Tiger at August 27, 2004 09:46 AM

Can nachos and beer be substituted for the Dom Perignon and strawberries? But, your philosophy is right on the money, honey!

Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at August 27, 2004 10:47 AM