August 27, 2004

The bizarre twists and turns of humanity

It seems there has been quite a few turnabouts in the news of late. 1) The plane crashes in Russia were due to terroristic acts, as was initially suspected then dismissed when no clear evidence of such was found. 2) Kobe Bryant will be goin' to trial, although it was reported that due to a very cherry deal that had been offered to him, the whole incident was over and done with. Seems said Kobe has decided to roll his dice with the jury in hopes of gettin' an acquittal. 3) John Kerry admitted that he lied about his Viet Nam experiences.

Oh, wait! That last one ain't happened ............. yet! O' course, showin' the lack o' backbone the said Mr. Kerry's past record has disclosed, it likely never will. Remember my discussion of plastic people? Ain't he such a good example.

Weekly World News says that Bush is controllin' Kerry's moves through VOODOO!

Posted by Tiger at August 27, 2004 12:13 PM

It happened! Kerry admitted he didn't fight in Vietnam! No wait ... that was Bush!

Posted by: David Weisman at August 27, 2004 06:11 PM