September 02, 2004

The Russians are blabbin' and the buzz is slowly makin' the rounds

Accordin' to - Latest News in Moscow:

We have received reports from US sources that Pakistani security forces have captured Osama bin Laden.
Both my fellow Munuvian, Dr. Rusty Shackleford, and Kevin Aylward have reported and commented upon the timin' of this story. I figger the Russkies are still a bit sore about not gettin' a goodly amount of gold in the recent Olympiad and are tryin' to destroy Dubya's chance to surprise all ya'll with the big news when he makes his TV appearance, tonight.*

*I actually thought that by my also passin' along this news along could possibly assist in the Russkies' mission 'til I 'membered no one really reads this blog anyway, so I was jes' doin' this for the sake of bein' able to say I was like third in line** in bloggin' 'bout it.

**'Course, since I am petty 'bout makin' sure ever'thin' is perfect 'fore I hit the button to publish each post, it is likely that three or four other people have, by now, actually jumped in front of me.

Posted by Tiger at September 2, 2004 05:52 PM

Dang Russians! See what a little freedom does to people?

Posted by: RS at September 2, 2004 09:15 PM