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Tomfoolery by rampagin' idiots has been spotted in Little Falls

I 'spose anythin' is more fun than the daily cow-tippin' meets up in the ice-covered frozen arctic tundra of Minnesota:

Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Little Falls, Minnesota, Burger King.

But the same dastardly criminals drove by rocket car, at lightnin' speed, 'cross the the Great Plains, over the Rockies, and through canyon crossed desert on the other side to commit yet another vile crime:

At a southeast Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a six-by-ten-foot balloon of Spongebob.

Here's your opportunity to get to the full source: goin' through the Queen of Snark herself, Venomous Kate.*

*Speakin' of Kate, I must have fallen out of the loop, 'cause I thought she lived in Hawaii.

Posted by Tiger at November 24, 2004 04:01 PM