September 23, 2005

Sept. 23, 2005

A man walks into a drug store and wanders confusedly up and down the aisles.

The sales girl notices his actions and asks if she can assist in locating whatever it is he seeks.

He answers that he was sent to get a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him to the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he returns with a huge bag of cotton balls and a spool of twine. Confused, she inquires, "Sir, I thought you were wanting tampons?"

He smiles and replies, "You see, it's like this . . . yesterday, I sent my wife to the store for a carton of cigarettes. She came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers because it's so very much cheaper. I figure whatever is good enough for the gander is good enough for the goose.”

Posted by Tiger at September 23, 2005 10:05 PM | TrackBack

ZING! Good one, Tig!

Posted by: david at September 23, 2005 11:23 PM

You heard about the new 12 step group for compulsive talkers? It's called On Anon Anon.

Posted by: lyn at September 26, 2005 11:07 AM

BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!! I've just GOT to tell my Dad this one...!

Sorry about the long away time, Tig--it's been a vicious month. I can't wait for Fall to cool everything down...


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at September 27, 2005 08:50 AM

HA HA HA - will definitely NOT be telling my husband that joke!

Posted by: GrumpyBunny at September 28, 2005 05:37 PM