May 24, 2004
Where is Bugs Bunny when you need him?
Now wait just one minute there! Are you tellin' me that they have finally discovered that life did exist on Mars?
In 1996, nannobacteria came to the attention of the world's media when scientists announced they had found fossils in a Martian meteorite of what appeared to be nano-sized bacteria.
Doctors claim to have uncovered new evidence that the tiny particles known as "nannobacteria" are indeed alive and may cause a range of human illnesses.*
*And are not the same supposed bacteria found in said Martian meteor, or course.**
**Evidence suggests that Marvin the Martian already successfully negotiated for the release of such for the return of 15 carrots Bug Bunny had negligently dropped on his last visit to Mars.
[ed. Ain't this just one smack dab purty damn post. It had better be, 'cause it took me near almost 1 hour to fully complete.]
Posted by Tiger at May 24, 2004 05:54 PM
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