I don't seem to understand whether I am coming or going lately, so thereby I overtly overlooked the passing of Acidman. Wouldn't have now known if I hadn't read this and several of the posts thereon.
As for me, I still live on ...
I thought this one was too funny not to share:
A very unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she says to the Wal-Mart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"Of course, if this had really happened, the poor soul standing at the entrance of your local WallyWorld working to put a smile on your face would get fired and not be able to buy enough cat food to eat."Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.
"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.
"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins have a nice day."
The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike."
The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"