July 24, 2006

Is it August yet?

I don't seem to understand whether I am coming or going lately, so thereby I overtly overlooked the passing of Acidman. Wouldn't have now known if I hadn't read this and several of the posts thereon.

As for me, I still live on ...

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July 12, 2006

Way off the schedule and not giving a whit

I thought this one was too funny not to share:

A very unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she says to the Wal-Mart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"

"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.

"If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman.

"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins have a nice day."

The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike."

The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice!"

Of course, if this had really happened, the poor soul standing at the entrance of your local WallyWorld working to put a smile on your face would get fired and not be able to buy enough cat food to eat.

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